Chip Joke |
I'm Chip. And my life is a joke. |
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"It’s quite depressing that your best photo is actually the one that you turn your face away."
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Chip, excited after her first English class
Chip: Hey guess what, I did an English class today. Friend: Huh? All of them at the same time? Chip: ... -
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Notes"Loneliness is not when you are alone.
Loneliness is when you are surrounded by people, yet none can understand you." -
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Notes"I used to be Chip, now I’m free."Said Chip, after quitting her job.
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"Creativity is like fart. When you have to force it, it’s probably crap."
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Almost everyone: What do you use to protect yourself when you travel? Chip: My common sense. -
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"My crush just said that I have hidden charm, so hidden that no matter how hard he looks, he still can’t find it."
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Good old friends
(Nati is the guy in my profile picture) Nati: Who's that handsome man in your profile picture? Chip: Ah, it's my background boy. Somebody who looks weird to make me look good. Guess where he is now Nati: He's long gone Chip: Oh yeah, I fired him. I forgot. Nati: He's now running a background boy agency, providing background boys for lonely attention whores Chip: You mean he's a pimp now. Quite a promotion for him eh Nati: Yeah a pimp. Btw, did you see my background girl? Chip: What? You call your girlfriend your background girl? That's insulting. Nati: ... -
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Some people just can't understand that religion is optional
An African: What religion are you? Paul: Sorry, I don't have a religion. An African: Hmm, what church do you go to? Paul: I don't go to church. An African: But who's your God? Paul: I don't have a God. An African: Really? So whom do you pray to? Paul: I don't pray. An African: What? You don't pray? What religion are you? -
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"I have never had any problem speaking English. Troubles are on those who have to listen to me."
Oanh, my Vietnamese Vietnam.
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