|I'm Chip. And my life is a joke.|
|Friend:||I'm so full I can't sleep.|
|Chip:||Put a finger down your throat, rotate it 180 degrees, you will throw up.|
|Friend:||Fuck off. Fucking disgusting. I will never talk to you again.|
|Guest:||Do you have any free room for tonight?|
|Chip:||Sorry, we don't have free rooms. All rooms here cost.|
|Friend:||What are you doing to keep yourself busy these days?|
|Chip:||Why should I do anything to keep myself busy. I enjoy being a slacker.|
In six seconds, you’ll hate me.
But in six months, you’ll be a better writer.
From this point forward—at least...”
Cafe Blanc - Nathan Aronow
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1 - Đọc tới đoạn này mới biết những câu đó giờ mình dùng để tán gái đáng vứt đi hết. Haizzz